What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
09.06.2025 00:35
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Is TikTok becoming a platform for soft porn?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.